El Guardián Del Zoo

The zoo keeper
Had a soprano voice
Wore a cap and went out
For a stroll with a little guy

In the kangaroo's pouch
He kidnapped the girls
Ate the rhinoceros
Singing La cucaracha
Singing La cucaracha

He didn’t wait for it to cook
That afternoon’s stew
He dumped it on his head
And slept with the coat rack

At night he transforms
Into an evil beast
With a lion's head
And a politician's neck
And a politician's neck

He kidnapped the lizard on Sunday
Assaulted it in the serpentarium
On Monday the twentieth they saw him
Climbing up the planetarium

The keeper of this zoo
Had a soprano voice
Every night he slept
Hugging the little guy
Hugging the little guy