El Gordo Del Dolor de Muelas

You tell me it's not so good,
to have a swollen face
but you yourself have a face
like a big double chin.

And right here next to your mouth,
where you look at yourself and touch yourself,
right here next to your mouth,
you have a mess, a lump.

Mr. fat man, go see the dentist
Mr. fat man, come on, don't resist
and you'll see:
that it doesn't hurt at all,
stop fooling around,
if he puts ointment on you
go see him,
go see the dentist,
go see him,
don't be so stubborn,
don't be silly!

If you had the slightest courage,
Mr. fat man,
going to the dentist would be
a short trip,
but just thinking about it,
you sweat and your nose runs,
and in the meantime that tooth,
keeps pressing, driving you crazy.

Mr. fat man, go see the dentist
Mr. fat man, come on, don't resist
and you'll see:
that it doesn't hurt at all,
stop fooling around,
if he puts ointment on you
go see him,
go see the dentist,
go see him,
don't be so stubborn,
don't be silly!