El Calzoncillo a Rayas

Oh mom, I don't know what's going on
The women faint
With my yellow striped underwear

Oh mommy, the girls go crazy
When I put on the striped zolcillonca
It's not my money that causes them
Not even that song by Rosamel Araya

It seems that their head is dislocated
And they go with Paterson and me to the beach
They rape me all together on the rocks
And they leave me wrapped in a towel

The package here, the package there
The underwear moves, I can't hide it

Oh mom, I don't know what's going on
The women faint
With my yellow striped underwear

To escape I dressed up as a seal
And I hid behind a wall
I was discovered in Rivera and Soca
And they accused me of being a scoundrel

My girlfriend who is crazy with jealousy
To prevent me from going with others
He sold my underwear for a pittance
But the glorious striped one didn't sell me

Because I never take off my striped underwear
I wouldn't take it off even if I was crazy

I never take off my striped underwear
Will the goat fit?

I never take off my striped underwear
Elsa licks the salami

I never take off my striped underwear
The horse, has it already entered Troy?

I never take off my striped underwear
I stink of pesto

I never take off my striped underwear