Bacalao Beach

(Welcome, to this surfin' beach!)

It was on a beach by the sea
Where I met her
I fell in love with her way of walking
And her gray bikini
I invited her for a drink
And she said yes
But there was no restaurant
At Cod Beach

We started talking
I began to seduce her
I told her to get intimate
And she said yes
But the sand would make her burn
If we started there
But there was no hotel
At Cod Beach

(Fuckin' beach!)

At that point, I couldn't take it anymore
I wanted to leave
I told her let's go somewhere else
And she said yes
But there was no train, no boat
No plane or ship, not even a jet ski
And I had to stay forever
At Cod Beach

(Fuckin' beach!)

I had to make a home
I have ten children and I'm still here
I'm the midwife and the sexton
The garbage man and the sheriff
But someday I will remember
And finally discover
How the hell I got
To Cod Beach

Fuckin' beach!

(Welcome, to this fuckin' beach!)