Breve descripción de mi persona

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A brief description of yourself

I am six feet tall, I have a blue armchair
In my room there is a trunk, and I like almond-flavored things
I wake up moonstruck, my mother is a bit stubborn
Although I was never in prison, I was close

I am an Aries, with brown hair
Somewhat stingy, and I don't collect anything
I keep my clothes organized, I get bored on Christmas Eve
If I sneeze, I don't make noise, and I don't talk with my mouth full

I can say I have few friends
But I don't know how many enemies I have
My right eye is deviated
They say I'm good, even though I'm not baptized

I was born at three in the morning
I get along well with my sister
I don't believe in UFOs or zombies, and I wear size M clothes
I play with fire, even if it burns me

But I'm not so complicated as to run away
Or stay here in silence
But I'm not so simple as to not realize
That there are not three minutes or a hundred words that can define me

I sleep face down and wear pajamas if it's cold
I laugh at life, because it's short and sweet
I don't wear a suit, tie, or like protocol
I'm in good company, but I know how to take care of myself

If I'm embarrassed, my face turns red
Although I don't wet myself anymore if fear attacks me
I don't profess any creed, nor do I consider myself macho
I'm not an alcoholic, but sometimes I get drunk

I have a false tooth
If there are no plans, I improvise, and even though I struggle sometimes, ha!
I don't complicate things too much, I don't get stuck
Whoever wants sky blue, mix blue and white

Philanthropy is not among my hobbies
I have several addictions and I take responsibility
I do not accept, however, if they try to indoctrinate me
I want to choose with which poison to poison myself

But I'm not so complicated as to run away
Or stay here in silence
But I'm not so simple as to not realize
That there are not three minutes or a hundred words that can define me

My father was a doctor, but he drove a taxi
He faced a ruthless malpractice trial
I didn't have the legacy or lineage family
And sometimes the past charges me a toll

I have a dog and a scar on my knee
I don't feel ticklish, I worked for the municipality
And I don't betray my principles, because that's the first thing
If you were born an arsonist, don't die a firefighter

Never tell everything, my grandfather used to say
And he didn't tell in his agony where he put the will
And I can't, even though I try, have everything I want
That's what I get for being honest!

But I'm not so complicated as to run away
Or stay here in silence
But I'm not so simple as to not realize
That there are not three minutes or a hundred words that can define me