El Psiquiatrico

(Psychiatric!)

Welcome students to the hospital
Today we will have a pleasant class
They will parade through our classrooms
Ha ha heh heh, patients
That they are here because they are insane

First I introduce you to crazy Rubén
(Excellent!)
He is hospitalized and appears normal
(How awful!)
But the big problem with this being
(Which is it?)

Ha, ha, heh, heh, he thinks he's a comet
And when I lift it it flies
Very close to the Sun
And I'm scared
let it burn
and get kicked out
Ha!

U well, ua, ha, ha!
Students, prepare
U well, ua, ha, ha!
Electroshock to treat them
U well, ua, ha, ha!
U well, wow!
Ha…!

Now it's crazy Juana's turn
(Banana)
She thinks her husband is a fan
(How awful!)
And the poor man was already disgusted
Ha, ha, heh, heh, and he complained
That Juana never cleaned it

Finally we have crazy Elvira
(stretches)
She was a police officer
(The CIA)
He thinks everyone is a terrorist
(What a list!)
Ha ha heh heh, when we know
That everyone is a terrorist
Except my wife and I
good family man
How critical this military is!
He he!

U well, ua, ha, ha!
Students, prepare
U well, ua ha ha!
Electroshock to treat them
Wow, wow, ha, ha!
U well, wow!
Ha...!