Hallo Hallo

"Yes. All passengers please listen. Here is an announcement:

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Hello hello, hello hello
Here is your captain, speaking on the radio
We're swaying a bit
Because both engines are not working anymore
We also have a flat tire
And the entire tail section is completely burnt out
But, I also have good news
Because we have a great view

I've been flying around the world with the plane for years
Because, I feel much more at home in the clouds than on the ground
But, sometimes on those long flights I get bored to death
Then I grab the microphone and the passengers laugh their heads off

"Then I say to them"

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Flying is a pleasure for me, yes I really enjoy it
But I like to have some fun, first up and then down
Sometimes I suddenly do a loop, everything falls to the ground
Then I grab the microphone again, because I think: laughing is healthy

"Am I on screen?"

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