Detetive

I had, I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
But yours is a dispatcher!

My father is a detective
Faces legal troubles
Your father is a dispatcher
And doesn't do anything special
My father is a detective
Arrests criminals and drug dealers
Your father is a coward
Who hides
Behind shelves

I had, I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
But yours is a dispatcher!

My father is a detective
Entered the thief's house
Shot at close range
Breaking the television
Your father is a dispatcher
And is a simple guy
Doesn't even dispatch curses
And is afraid of funerals

I had, I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
But yours is a dispatcher!

My father is a detective
Knows all the cops
Your father is a dispatcher
Even goes to the bar
My father is a detective
Doesn't deal with little things
And your father, honestly
I think he fries a lonely egg

I had, I had
Positive
HIV positive
I had
Positive
HIV positive
I had
Positive
HIV positive
But mine is negative!

My father is a detective
And has been to Punta del Este
Knows all of Brazil
And vacations in the Wild West
Your father is a dispatcher
Works at Big Shop
And on weekends goes to Paraguay
To bring back a G-Shok watch

I had, I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
I had
Detective
My father is a detective
But yours is a dispatcher!