Oficios Del Amor

You want to marry a shoemaker
But a shoemaker's not the one
The shoemaker knows how to keep
His woman in line with a few nails

You want to marry a carpenter
But a carpenter's not the one
The carpenter knows how to keep
His woman moving her hips just right

You want to marry a baker
But a baker's not the one
The baker knows how to keep
His woman satisfied with some dough

You want to marry a miner
But a miner's not the one
The miner knows how to keep
His woman with a drill in hand
With a whole lot of dynamite too

You want to marry a farmer
But a farmer's not the one
The farmer knows how to keep
His woman working the fields all day

You want to marry a driver
But a driver's not the one
The driver knows how to keep
His woman in check with a little push
Second gear and third gear too

You want to marry a boxer
But a boxer's not the one
The boxer knows how to keep
His woman on her toes, watch out

You want to marry a cop
But a cop's not the one
The cop knows how to keep
His woman in line with a stick and a shout

You want to marry a teacher
But a teacher, yes, you can
The teacher knows how to keep
His woman dancing all night long
Having a blast with his woman