Ella Dijo Que Iba Al Gym

She said she was going to the gym (aha)
Wearing a sweatshirt and without mascara
But she returned smelling of perfume
With high heels and a piece of paper

She said: Love, I take care of my body
But the coach
Was her ex
And while I was making dinner
She did cardio backwards

She said she was going to the gym (to the gym)
And it ended in a motel (in a motel)
Me taking care of the salad
And she was tasting cake (oh, what cake)

I no longer believe in zumba
Neither in pilates nor in spinning
Because she lost weight
But it climbed in the Tinder rankings

She said she was going to the gym (a total lie)
And it became a marathon (of cruel betrayal)
Me with yogurt and oats
And she with another man on the couch