Funny Valentine (Jojo's Bizarres Adventure) - Intocável
Chrono
Funny Valentine (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) - Untouchable
I learned to love this country from my dad
And it was with that love that I did what I did
I carry the American flag with me
See it on my back, shaped like a scar
My dad died honorably, fighting for the homeland
And that's how I learned
America is the thing that matters most in the world
I followed in his footsteps and was saved when I was close to death
Fallen on the ground, I see a heart
Now I have a power beyond this dimension
In me developed: D4C
The power that the corpse gave me
Captured, just like my dad was one day
I was tortured, held by enemy troops
I can escape, but with a scar
I carry the flag of my country with me
And as the revolution looms
There's only one man who can take this nation forward
Funny Valentine for president
America at the top won't leave room for opponents
And if they want war
War they'll get
Mother America will remain
Untouchable
Between dimensions, it is
Unbeatable
I am the president of America, I am Funny Valentine
I do dirty deeds using cheap tricks
D4C
Among all dimensions, my flag stands out
For my country
The pursuit of knowledge
Is what makes my country so wonderful
And every part of the saint's corpse
Will make me a more powerful president
The steel ball run, uh, uh
Organized, to find the parts of the corpse
And put a gospel tomorrow, uh, uh
And if anyone gets in the way
I grant you permission to kill
Follow my plans using claws and teeth
I feel something's wrong, there's a traitor among us
Lucy Steel, don't mess with my plans, and that's how you'll live
They've already found what I'm looking for, so I'll handle it myself
Following the theory, there shouldn't be
Two of me in the same place
But I'm beyond physics, so I provide you
With several presidents in front of you, what will you do?
Diego Brando, your mistake was thinking
That during this fight, you had a chance at any moment
Jumping between dimensions, you won't be able to keep up
I wonder why you were in front of a moving train?
No one will have the corpse but me
Hot Pants, so this will be your end
I can't let this power go to your head
The reason I kill you: Self-defense
All the damage I take goes to someone else
With the power of love, no one can defeat me with the Love Train
Dojyan
Without your friend, you can't even walk
Dimensional barrier, there's no way to cross
Without your horse, you can't use your power
Just like Gyro Johnny, you'll die too
Infinite possibilities
And there are infinite Funny Valentines
I can bring your friend back if you want
But in the end of this fight, only one of us will stand
And if they want war
War they'll get
Mother America will remain
Untouchable
Between dimensions, it is
Unbeatable
I am the president of America, I am Funny Valentine
I do dirty deeds using cheap tricks
D4C
Among all dimensions, my flag stands out
For my country
Dojyan