Tiene Pelotas

It's unbelievable that you changed your nymphomania
For regulation balls and the goal
It's got balls that you now prefer to watch a match
A whole day of debauchery with tails inside

You're only excited by the referee's damn whistle
And you suffer more watching Athletic than with sadomasochism
You say your cunt is a stadium and it doesn't admit guests
And to top it all off, you're letting the grass grow too long
And I just hope that when they play in Paris
Give me a French speech for the Champions League final

Those were the days when I used to fuck you at night
Without the hassle of listening to Super García
One day, fed up, I wanted to try the other hole
And you changed and I screwed you over with the crossbar

When I approach you go and pull out a red card for me
I look at my penis and say to him: Dude, you're not getting wet today either
You've thrown away the dildo and the Vaseline
The Kama Sutra, porn movies, Ben Wa balls

With so much football and so much cock, it happens that later
You tell everyone that I ejaculate when I'm offside

Red card for excessive force
Red card? Visa card and I'm going to a brothel
When you sit down, the whole stand will light up
And they all shout: She's not wearing panties, she's not wearing panties!

One night while you were eating my eggs
You squeezed them and murmured, "Zero-zero draw."
You use my penis the same way the linesman uses his flag
I have more than enough of your forward line for balls

And I must admit that football, in what it is
The only thing I like is that in the end you have to score, you have to run
You have to dribble until you can shoot in that spot