NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A (versión en español)

Hey, everybody! I'm Spamton G. Spamton, the number 1 salesman of 1997
That's a very impressive (heartshapedobject) you got there
Why don't you let me take a look? Aahehehaheaha

Well, well! What do we have here?
My eyes (burn) like (DVDs)
I have just the thing for you
Little (slime), just come here
It's a (deal) you won't see
Ever again in your (fleeting life)
Great prizes, yes you'll love them!
Come, I want to negotiate!

It's for (freedom)
It's for (truth)
Your (deals) to sell
Your (shots) to make
Special offer!
Come on, accept it!
Your chance
To be a (big shot)

Now's your chance to be a big shot!
These prices are so low that (everything's already dead)
Now's your chance to be a big shot!
Don't you have (whacky stacks) in that dirty pants?
I'm (honest), so (perfect) and cool
It's (good) to always be (insured)
Just tell me those (numbers on the back)
And maybe you can see my (hyperlink blocked)

Kromer, transfer
Prizes for you
Leave it to me!
They're endless (deals)
You'll be like me
Desperate!
You'll be like me
You'll be a big shot

Alright, (kiddo)! That's the spirit
That in (big shots) is a great virtue
These prices are gonna (kill me)
Ahehaehae
Please, (stop killing me) already!
Another deal I'm gonna (offer) you
For the low low price of (one thousand kromer)
Single ladies in my briefcase!
This deal is for you

Why must we (suffer)?
Why must we (live)?
When you can be
A (big shot) here
The (strings) to cut!
Come on, try it!
This is (freedom)
It's being a big shot

Believe it or I was a (big shot)!
It was in that (ninety-seven) that my life changed
Now I just want your (generosity)
And I'm not talking about money, that's not (integrity)
I'm a salesman, I never wanted (cash cash)
I don't want to (rush you), I won't (force you)
And if you're ready and feel so (based)
A (deal) is a (deal): (Hyperlink blocked)

It's for (freedom)
It's for (truth)
Your (deals) to sell
Your (shots) to make
Special offer!
Come on, accept it!
Your chance
To be a (big shot)