GATOSWING (CATSWING) (versión en español)

Hey! What the heck are you doing here?
Didn't you read the door?
What? You think you're Mike or something?
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
There's only one true Mike
And it's me!

My name is Mike, yeah, it's me
I'm the one who helps the TV man
I know, you can't believe it
I know, you can't believe it, I'm just like you thought I should be

Well, well, what do we have here?
It's an honor to finally meet you
Ha! I just lied to you
This private room is all for me

First thing I gotta say
You're live, we're recording, yeah
If white noise is for you
Come and do the Cat Swing

Mister ant Tenna needs an extra hand
And that's where Mike comes in
If it's one, two, or three, or however many
They must have
What a Mike should have
Hey, hello everyone, I'm Mike!
He's a microphone and no doubt
His theories turned out to be real
All day, night, and whenever
You too can have what a Mike should have

Mike's a cat, yeah he is, and he sings beautifully!
[?]
(Okay, bring in the other one)

Hello, I'm Mike the Chatterbox, they call me that 'cause I talk a lot
I'm a cowboy and a friend too
Inside you? Well, that's okay
And what else does Mike say? I don't know (silly, you're Mike, don't you see?)
And if I'm Mike, why can't I say whatever I want?
(Oh my gosh, just say whatever!)

(It's for freedom, it's for the truth
To sell your deals, to take your shots
It was all real, to theorize
That's what Mike must have)

Hey, hello everyone, I'm Mike!
He's a cowboy and no doubt
His theories turned out to be real
All day, night, and whenever
You too can have what a Mike should have

It's kind of a Cat Swing
And it's coming out tomorrow just for you
Even if there are piles of dust [?]
If it's chess or a thousand secret bosses
They must have what a Mike should have

Hey, boss, the song is really good and all, but I didn't understand the last verse
What's a secret boss or piles of dust supposed to be?
Fanservice!
Fanservice?
Yeah, Mike! Fanservice!
Phantom gloom, Ice Palace, Three Meseh, chair, damn chair!
I don't care! There are three of us, there are three Mikes, okay?

Hey, hello everyone, I'm Mike!
He's a cat and no doubt
His theories turned out to be real
All day, night, and whenever
You too can have what a Mike should have

Mister ant Tenna needs an extra hand
And that's where Mike comes in
If it's one, two, or three, or however many
They must have what a Mike should have