No me Simpatizas

Quico: A fat and big watermelon
She laughed, she laughed
At a small and chubby melon
Who was sunbathing
The very angry melon
Told her don't laugh
If you see yourself in a mirror
You're fatter than me!
I don't like you! Hahaha
You don't like me! Hahaha
When you die of laughter! Hahaha
You don't like me! Hahaha
When you die of laughter!
The red apple
Laughed at a potato
Because it was buried
And had an ugly color
The little buried potato
Poked its head out
And said: I don't care
Because I taste good!
I don't like you! Hahaha
You don't like me! Hahaha
When you die of laughter! Hahaha
You don't like me! Hahaha
When you die of laughter!
The onion that was sleeping
Woke up very angry
Adjusted its little hat
And started talking too
Please be quiet!
Can't you see I'm sleeping?
And if you keep arguing
I'm going to make you cry
I don't like you! Hahaha
You don't like me! Hahaha
When you die of laughter! Hahaha
You don't like me! Hahaha
When you die of laughter! Hahaha
Oh yes! You think you're so great, do you think I'm not
Angry that you're making fun of me. And you know what?
I don't like you!
And you know something else? It's not good to make fun of people
If you're going to make fun, do it in secret hehehe
So they won't see you and give you the evil eye hehehe
I say!