Inglishzong

My agent asked me to make a song
That could be understood everywhere
A tough request for someone like me
Who speaks like crap and talks a lot of shit
I remembered the internet, yesterday's movie
Shakira, Paulina, and Ricky Martin
So here's a song in English
And if you don't get it, study to learn

(Chorus)
I don't know what I'm singing
But I don't care

One, two, three, four
Are you ready for my English song?
This is the window, this is the door
I wanna take eleven in your home
It's easy to sing in English, everything sounds good
Even 'motherfucker!' sounds very okay
Excuse me, my friend, I'm not a gentleman
I'm a dirty South American and I like the maracas

(Chorus)
...Anyway, don't understand anything
And I don't care

I wanna try to sing like an American
Kissing, licking, and sucking beautiful girls
I really wanna eat your sister
I wanna be part of your first world

Okay, repeat after me:
I'm...I'm
You are...you are
We are...we are
We are...we are
We are...we are
We are!

(Chorus)

I wanna try to sing like the Americans
Kissing, licking, and sucking a lovely woman
I wanna eat your sister
And belong to your first world

I'd better say goodbye in Spanish
It's the language I speak and master better
And even if Britney Spears fell in love with me
I'd tell her 'I'd eat a turd!'