Calambre En El Pipilin

One, two, three, four

This shouldn't happen, this ain't normal
A cramp that could kill you, a nearly deadly pull

It's a cramp in the d*ck
It's a cramp in the d*ck

The pain is sensational, something never seen before
My d*ck will explode and you'll see me as a eunuch

I have a cramp in the d*ck
I have a cramp in the d*ck

And if my balls invert and my d*ck contracts
Wouldn't you love me anymore? (no, no!)
And if my scrotum falls and my glans retracts
Wouldn't you love me anymore? (no, no!)

For a cramp in the d*ck
I have a cramp in the d*ck

All right Carlos Galeano, suck my d*ck!

And if my d*ck expires and my d*ck doesn't get hard anymore
Wouldn't you love me anymore? (no, no!)
And if peeing hardens and my semen coagulates
Wouldn't you love me anymore? (no, no!)

Because of a cramp in the d*ck
A bad cramp in the d*ck