Skaparate Nacional

Lately my father thinks
that I read comics instead of the press
because I laugh more and more
whenever I reach the national section.
About the minister
about Roldán
about a banker
the GAL case

About the funds, I don't know where they are
someone has to explain it to me.
It's the country of Mr. Ping-Pong
now it's your turn, tomorrow it's mine
if you dare to abuse
they might easily appoint you as a general.
I walk down the street, I don't see anyone
because there's a national team match
and if we win, it will be crazy
we start setting fire to the trash cans.
And if we lose, they will find out
all the bars will see us coming
if a penalty wasn't called
I'm going to kill this guy.

It's the country of Mr. Ball
for my team, a demonstration
if you dare to stand out
you'll surely be mayor in your city.
There are no discussions after lunch
we have to watch Luis Alfredo
with more devotees than religion
what a class, Mr. soap opera.

Oh, what a joy to change the channel
every minute from my couch
what competition, what quality
when it comes to advertising.

It's the country of television
whatever you say, my lord
if you tell jokes non-stop
we have a national hero.

It's the country of Mr. Ping-Pong
it's the country of Mr. Ball
it's the country of television
Sancho and Quijote, with no solution