Miss Honolulu

You've put on that face again
Filling me with questions
You know you do it well
Who can handle the pressure
Of going out with you in the picture
Breaking your pastel color range?
And who will endure that annoying laugh
Painted by Toulouse Lautrec?
I know you're the coolest
We'll build you a palace
In the branches of a bonsai

But I'm going to kill you
When I finish combing my hair
There's no discussion
It's non-negotiable
I'm going to kill you
When I finish combing my hair
There's no discussion
It's non-negotiable

You called me again tonight
Interrupting my early morning
Maybe to tell me you saw me
Again on the trendy radio station
Wearing a pineapple shirt
And you say now or never
We'll see each other again

And if you end up leaving, we'll see your shoulders
Through a postcard from Hawaii
You see, no one will miss you, except you
On the beaches of Honolulu

But I'm going to kill you
When I finish combing my hair
There's no discussion
It's non-negotiable
I'm going to kill you
When I finish combing my hair
There's no discussion
It's non-negotiable

And when you think of me
All the men in the world will envy me
And the one I love will watch you
And will want to be like you, miss Honolulu
My Honolulu
My Honolulu

No one will miss you, except you
My dear miss Honolulu