La France

China excels in textiles
Thailand, in rice grains
Japan makes cars
And the U.S. does R&B
Switzerland attracts bank accounts
The Brits have exquisite humor
Nicaragua produces cocaine
And sells it for the best price

France, France, photocopies
France, France, photocopies

The sea makes fish grow
And the sky brings the rain
As for God, sitting on the horizon
He sends us messiahs
The moon creates craters
And the sun gets hot
Luke Skywalker votes for the greens
In the universe, what harmony!

France, France, photocopies
France, France, photocopies

Scientists say that in a few centuries
There will be more forests on earth
I can already read your worried thoughts
Without trees, no more paper
But France, anticipating the shortage,
Rest assured, won’t pay the price
Photocopying to a festive tune
All the trees in the country
Oaks, cherry trees, and beeches
To face the shortage

France, France, photocopies
France, France, photocopies
France, France, photocopies
France, France, photocopies