Super-Slow-Internet-san (feat. Nanahira)

(Internet is so slow-san)
Reading failure, super frustrating
(Internet is so slow-san)
Buffering so slow it's crunchy
(Internet is so slow-san)
Trying to clear the block noise
(Internet is so slow-san)
Internet is slow

Anime, videos, and movies
Snacking while waiting for anime episodes
But can't finish in 30 minutes
Internet rage
Why is it so slow?

Annoying moments
Freezing loading
My net is acting up somewhere
Saying it's congestion, but it's not
Distant 100% completion rate

Checking the screen while waiting impatiently (online offline)
Checking the screen, taking a nap (online off)
100% loading
(Yes, yes, yes, yes)

Download never ends
Upload not accurate
(Yeah, yeah) Super laggy
(Yeah, yeah yeah) Help my rescue

Want to increase connection speed
Even a little is fine, please
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Really frustrated
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) No sense of humanity

(Internet is so slow-san)
Online matches are garbage
(Internet is so slow-san)
Ping is terrible, can't even play
(Internet is so slow-san)
Today, I'm battling alone
(Internet is so slow-san)
Internet is slow

Underground, weak signal
No wifi in sight
Endless ESC key
Please help me out
Searching on Google
Munching on snacks
Sighing heavily
Typing is clacking

Hourglass, still not moving
Waiting for the loading bar
Checking the screen, probably the real deal (online offline)
Checking the screen, because it's stuck (online off)
100% loading
(Yes, yes, yes, yes)

Download never ends
Upload not accurate
(Yeah, yeah) Super laggy
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Help my rescue

Want to increase connection speed
Even a little is fine, please
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Really frustrated
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) No sense of humanity

(Internet is so slow-san)
In my head, it's a dial-up
(Internet is so slow-san)
BPS is ancient times
(Internet is so slow-san)
Online games already give up
(Internet is so slow-san)
Internet is slow

Internet is slow