Muerte En Hawai

I have fought with crocodiles
I have balanced on a thread carrying more than 500 kilos
I've been around the world in less than a second
I have crossed a hundred labyrinths and I never get confused
I breathe in and out of the water like seals

I'm fireproof, I catch bullets with my mouth
My creativity flies like airplanes
I can build a brain without reading the instructions
I speak all languages of all alphabets
I have more vocabulary than any dictionary
I have the vision of an eagle, the nose of a dog

I can walk barefoot on iron nails
I am immune to death
I don't need blessings because I always have good luck
Come with me for a walk in the park
Because I have more stories to tell you than Garcia Marques

For you
Everything I do, I do for you
It's that you bring out the best in me
I am all that I am, because you are all that I want

I can jump rope on one leg
I see in the dark without using a flashlight
I'll cook whatever you want, I'm quite the chef
I have sex 24/7 all month long

I can blow away the grey clouds so you have a nice day
I also know how to communicate by telepathy
For you I cross the border without a visa
And I get a big smile out of Mona Lisa

For you I breathe before I die
For you I go to church and listen to the whole mass without falling asleep
I am still the king even if I don't have a kingdom
My sweat smells like perfume and I never mess up my hair
I know how to fight all martial arts

I also know how to communicate with animals
The more time passes, the younger I look
I composed this song without listening to Beethoven

For you
Everything I do, I do for you
It's that you bring out the best in me
I am all that I am, because you are all that I want