El Vaquetón

They call me 'the lazy one' because I wake up late
I spend my time goofing off, everyone already knows it
But I don't care, I have a great time
I say I'm going to school and then I hang out with the gang
We order some beers, of course, they're on credit
Ma'am, if I don't show up later, my boss will pay for them
I'm really irresponsible, my mom throws it in my face
At least I pretend to be a student, but if I get a job
I'd rather be struck by lightning than the world ending

(And it's the story of a friend's cousin
A buddy, all about caliber 50, come on, let's go)
One day I stole the truck that my dad never lets go of
I picked up some girls to go for a ride
With the weight I put on, I crashed into a door

They were tagging me all over and got me really drunk
They took some pictures of me and posted them on Facebook
And honestly, I'm feeling down because my parents saw them
I'm really irresponsible, my mom throws it in my face
At least I pretend to be a student, but if I get a job
I'd rather be struck by lightning than the world ending