El Wi-Fi Desaparece

I was watching YouTube videos when suddenly
I had no connection
I closed the window, threw my things away
Everything was a mess

I said goodbye to my laptop and threw my stuff away like crazy
My cell phone, a disaster
I threw it away
Take that, cell phone

No, I'm already tired of this network
I went on the internet and suddenly
There is no internet!
I said, "No, why do you have to do this?"
And I turned off my cell phone

Come on, come on cell phone
That's what I said when I couldn't get the cover off my phone
When I finally could
That's what I did

Goodbye, cell phone
Time to call now
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Call, call!
I want you to make the damn call! Finally!

Okay. Which button should I press?
The one!
Why do I have to select a number?
Oh, okay. Wait. Why would he call an executive for me?
No no!

I cut the call and first
Watch a tutorial on YouTube first!
The wifi disconnects

No, no, no. Why isn't there a tutorial that works?
No, I'm advertising. Why? Why are you bothering me?