El Sheriff de Chocolate

Hey, I'm Pony Choche!
And here we go!
For all the little homies!
Yay!

In a candy town
The chocolate sheriff
Carried his big ol' gun
With peanut bullets

To the jail where he locked up
The sweet little gangsters
It was made of rich cookies
With candy bars for bars

At a gum party
The sheriff got provoked
By a big ol' lollipop
That insulted everyone

And the chocolate sheriff
Couldn't take all those insults
So he gave him peanut punches that were
A sight to see

And the chocolate sheriff
Got a lot of applause
And the invited gumdrops
Quickly forgot the scare

In a candy town
This story took place
In a candy town
That's why I'm singing it

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In a candy town
The chocolate sheriff
Carried his big ol' gun
With peanut bullets

To the jail where he locked up
The sweet little gangsters
It was made of rich cookies
With candy bars for bars

At a gum party
The sheriff got provoked
By a big ol' lollipop
That insulted everyone

And the chocolate sheriff
Couldn't take all those insults
So he gave him peanut punches that were
A sight to see

And the chocolate sheriff
Got a lot of applause
And the invited gumdrops
Quickly forgot the scare

In a candy town
This story took place
In a candy town
That's why I'm singing it
That's why I'm singing it