Pantalones Rotos

I ripped my pants
And thought everyone would love me in heaps
But I messed it up, I was an idiot for no reason
Now she won't want to go out with me ever again
Just because I ripped my pants

When Larry the Strongman appeared
Bob, the clown, transformed
And no one else wanted to dance with the one who ripped his trousers

I know my attitude was that of a jerk
My pain was so great
Walking alone like a vile scoundrel
Was even worse than sand in the bread

There's a lesson I won't forget
And I know you'll take advantage of it
Be honest and don't clown around
So you won't be like the one who ripped his pants