Mi Tío

I fought with my uncle
And he beat me with his dick
That weighs 500 kg
It turned my ass upside down
And everyone saw it
And now it's 10 meters
But deep

My grandma isn't breathing
She's as hard as a rock
I tell her to wake up
But she plays dumb
My creativity flies like her ashes

I can make a parody
Even a session with Biza

I have a trafficking ring
And people in the closet
And I'm a bit of a moron, I don't know the alphabet
I have an eagle's dick and dog's breath
I can walk barefoot on my father-in-law's ass
Kicking kids amuses me
I get too excited when my grandpa's around
Come with me for a walk in the park
But I don't have legs
You're going to have to help me

For me
My uncle is offering me a Play for me
But the being comes from inside me
I'm immobile
Because he also
Tore my hole

For me
My uncle is offering me a Play for me
But the being comes from inside me
I'm immobile
Because he also
Tore my hole

I can jump over dicks with just one leg
I can see dick from my uncle's without using a flashlight
I'll warm you up however you want, I'm very gay
I have sex 24/7 all month long
I can blow you off so you have a good day
I also know how to do it, by telepathy
For me
I cross the border without a visa
And I make my dumb cousin smile
For me
I breathe before I cum
For me
I listen to masturbation without getting bored
I'm still gay even though I don't have a dick
My sweat smells like diarrhea with garbage
I learned to fuck like a martial art
My bed makes more noise than an old bus going up a hill
(Hey!)
The more time passes, the hotter I get
I composed this song panting like a poor

For me
My uncle is offering me a Play for me
But the being comes from inside me
I'm immobile
Because he also
Tore my hole

For me
My uncle is offering me a Play for me
But the being comes from inside me
I'm immobile
Because he also
Tore my hole