La Argentinidad Al Palo

The longest street, the widest river
The most beautiful girls in the world
Dulce de leche, the great colective
Espadrilles, soda, and alfajores

The fingerprints, the cartoons
Disposable syringes, the ballpoint pen
Blood transfusion, the six to zero against Peru
And many other things more

Argentinity at its best
Argentinity at its best

Giants like the Obelisk
Champions of football, boxing and hockey
Locatti, Barreda, Monzón and Cordera too
They kill for love

Tanos, Galicians, Jews, Creoles, Poles, Indians
Blacks, little heads, but with French pedigree
We are from a place holy and profane at the same time
High combustion mixture

Argentinity at its best
Argentinity at its best
Argentinity at its best
Argentinity at its best

Scattered and rapidly expanding
Today the whole world awaits us
The coronation is no wonder
The charm of the Argentinian soil springs forth
Let's go! Let's go!

And don't come to me with tall tales
That Che, Gardel or Maradona
They are number one as am I too
And Argentinians, thank God!

Argentinity at its best
Argentinity at its best
Argentinity at its best
Argentinity at its best

Also Videla and the 1978 World Cup (and the flooding in the suburbs continues)
Spadrone and adulterated milk (daily, daily!)
Manzano had surgery on his ortho
Also Menem and his first filthy
And the nose-poking continues in Congress (Galtieri and "we're waiting for you" )
Most malnourished in the world's breadbasket
The Padre Bufarra Foundation collapsed
Alfonsín's house is in order (daily, daily!)
Those who bet on the dollar lose, said the minister
They butcher cows in the north (Galeano!)
Cavallo and his crocodile tears (daily!)
Five presidents in one week!
They found Yabrán's doll with a gunshot wound to the head
De la Rúa with his shy stupidity

But what are they trying to fuck me with their dead cock?
I have it much bigger than you!
I fuck idiots like you standing up
When you left, I already came and went, forty times!
And how do you not want me to shit on them if they're such fucking assholes?
They're all a bunch of scoundrels!
This country is full of thieves!

Me? Argentinian!

Like the shot, in the heart, of Favaloro

From ecstasy to agony
Our history fluctuates
We can be the best
Or even the worst
With the same ease

Argentinidad to the max
Argentinidad to the max
Argentinidad to the max
Argentinidad to the max

Argentinidad to the max
Argentinidad to the max
Argentinidad to the max
Argentinidad to the max
To the max!
To the max!
To the max!
Let's go!