Appdepp

You know exactly how much toilet paper you’ve got left
‘Cause you’ve got an app for that
You know the bike path from Phnom Penh to Bielefeld
‘Cause you’ve got an app for that
You know every baker in Peru
Whether they’re open or just closed, too
But what’s becoming crystal clear
Is that nobody really cares to hear

You’re the Appdepp, the hero of this world
You’re the Appdepp, but I didn’t call for you, girl
‘Cause once you start yapping in my ear
I better have my whole day clear
It’s no use, no way to object
‘Cause an Appdepp like you
You can’t ever disconnect

You know before your vacation how much you’ll enjoy it
‘Cause you’ve got an app for that
You know how many decibels your dachshund Dezi barks at
‘Cause you’ve got an app for that
You grab every new sensation
Straight to your phone without hesitation
And if your brain starts to shut down
Download a new one to your screen somehow

You’re the Appdepp, the hero of this world
You’re the Appdepp, but I didn’t call for you, girl
‘Cause once you start yapping in my ear
I better have my whole day clear
It’s no use, no way to object
‘Cause an Appdepp like you
You can’t ever disconnect

Sometimes you feel sick with despair
Too much of the world is still real out there
Chin up, it won’t be long to wait
Soon you’ll exist as a program’s state

You’re the Appdepp, but I didn’t call for you, girl
‘Cause once you start yapping in my ear
I better have my whole day clear
It’s no use, no way to object
‘Cause an Appdepp like you
You can’t ever disconnect