Señor Inspector

Mr. Inspector, tell me why
when I needed you, you were nowhere to be found
and now that things are a little better
I always run into you around.
You follow me like a stubborn spy
with a piggy bank to collect
you give me good advice and then
you turn my pockets inside out.
Have mercy on me, sir.
Have mercy, inspector, please.
He likes to play with his computer
like cat and mouse, I caught on!
He can't add or maybe understand
four and two that you should
are sixteen.
Terror of pharaohs and guardian
of the national treasure chest
if he casts his spells on you
don't disappoint him or you'll suffer
we are all his estate now
control yourself, inspector, please.
The problem is to guess
where that gold ends up
you'll see it, you won't taste it
it's a matter of magic.
It's a special trick
of the magician Merlin!
We feel immense gratitude
there are no reasons for concern
it's a pleasure to contribute
to a prosperous and glorious future
And all thanks to the perseverance
of his boss, inspector, yes sir
Healthcare is now working
and society is calm
and finally a solution is found
against unemployment and pollution.
Education is now working
and pollution is calm
and healthcare is found
solution for society
Pollution is now working
and education is calm
and society is found
against unemployment and healthcare.
There are no longer potholes in hospitals
just beds on the road.