La Suegra

And this one
Hahaha
For all the mothers-in-law

Gentlemen, I have a problem
That I can't solve
My mother-in-law has gone missing
And my wife cries for him

I notified the police
Also to journalists
Let them search for it by land and sea
Something could happen to him

Yes, we will help you
But he has to give us
What are your mother-in-law's signs?
To be able to find her

Have you ever seen a whale carcass? (Yes!)
Well, neither more nor less
And a hippopotamus's little mouth? (Yes!)
Well, no more, no less
Have you ever seen how a crazy woman looks? (Yes!)
Well, no more, no less

He knows mechanics, he knows blacksmithing
He lifts weights, he likes boxing
He is a communist, he is a spiritualist
She's half a witch and likes rock

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Giddy Up, Men!

Hahaha
You better sing it, Elmer

Gentlemen, I have a problem
That I can't solve
My mother-in-law has gone missing
And my wife cries for him

I notified the police
Also to journalists
Let them search for it by land and sea
Something could happen to him

Yes, we will help you
But he has to give us
What are your mother-in-law's signs?
To be able to find her

Have you ever seen a whale carcass? (Yes!)
Well, neither more nor less
And a hippopotamus's little mouth? (Yes!)
Well, neither more nor less
Have you ever seen how a crazy woman looks? (Yes!)
Well, neither more nor less

He knows mechanics, he knows blacksmithing
He lifts weights, he likes boxing
He is a communist, he is a spiritualist
She's half a witch and likes rock

I beg whoever finds it
May chance strike you
I have a dream, cherished
That today I ask you to make a reality

Oh, oh, oh, let him keep her
Oh, oh, oh, let him keep her
Oh, oh, oh, let him keep her

Because I don't love her anymore, no, no, no, no
I don't love my mother-in-law, no, no, no, no, no
I don't want her, I don't want her, no, no, no, no, no
I don't love my mother-in-law, no, no, no, no, no

I don't want her, I don't want her, no, no, no, no, no
I don't love my mother-in-law, no, no, no, no, no