El Duranguense

They come two times that I shout at you, waiter attend me now
Bring Chivas to my people, because they want to toast
For me bring me Buchanan's, to lower the animal

And if you notice them fluttering, up here on my table
They are beautiful little parakeets, don't be surprised
Waiter close your mouth, and you will have your reward
And I have plenty of frog skins to party
And if you have some girls, bring them over here
I'll just enjoy them tonight, and I'll return them to you
(And I'll send them back squawking, cousin)

If you're missing a parakeet just let me know
I have the whole cage, let's see how much they resist
We're going to the party, to powder our noses

I have a .45, with its expanding bullets
I carry it as a counterweight, on my tight waist
You should see how nicely it barks, when I defend my life

My friends, I'm leaving now, I ask for your forgiveness
I'm going to see my crops, I'm also taking my people
If you want to know who I am, they call me the Duranguense