História do Tico-Loco

I met a guy nicknamed Tico
He liked to stick his nose in dances, parties, and careers
Crooked, bald, rude and grumpy type
Stinky and big-headed, everything taken to the extreme
Illiterate, poorly dressed, and worthless
Thinking he's a conqueror, in love with fandango
He'd have a drink and once he got drunk
He'd pay the entrance fee, go in, and start causing trouble

[Calm down, Tico! Please, get yourself together, Tico!
The ladies promise to put an end to you
Like a pervert, he sees a woman and advances
He'll ask the security guard to grab Tico for me
Calm down, Tico! Please, get yourself together, Tico!
Find a girl who covers you with affection
Recognize that you have to earn respect
If you keep this up, you'll end up alone

Old Tico is one of those raised in bombacha
He drinks a bit, gets drunk, and starts making a scene
Even in the bedroom, Tico comes and goes
And with all that coming and going, he bothers until daybreak
In a dark corner where the security guard didn't see
The drunkard spat on a lady's legs
Only God knows the shame I went through
I got angry, got upset, and kicked Tico out

Calm down, Tico! Please, get yourself together, Tico!
See if you understand, as unbelievable as it may seem
I saw a woman shout in the middle of the crowd
That if you come back in, she'll smack you on the head

[Calm down, Tico! Please, get yourself together, Tico!
Find a girl who covers you with affection
Recognize that you have to earn respect
If you keep this up, you'll end up alone]

At some point, Tico got angry
He got mad, stood up like a lackey and troublemaker
Called the doorman big-lipped and crooked-mouthed
Spit thickly on the door
Already eager to go inside
The doorman, a brave man, said:
I've talked to the bosses, you won't come back here!
They got angry, made it hot for him
They watched Tico from the front, and Tico sneaked in from behind

Calm down, Tico, please, get yourself together, Tico
Take care, and don't come back to the room
I've prayed asking for forgiveness from Christ
Because I had never seen anyone like you

Calm down, Tico! Please, get yourself together, Tico!
Find a girl who slaps and shows affection
Recognize that you have to earn respect
If you keep this up, you'll end up alone

Well, that's it
I've advised you enough
You won't change anyway!
Let this stinky guy die unlucky for all I care!
Open your eyes, lad!