Milangas de Oro

I went to buy some cutlets (beef, make sure they’re fresh!)
'Cause the beef is way too pricey (moo, super pricey)
I crossed the street in flip-flops (to the local store)
Let’s see how long this mango lasts today

(15 bucks for a patty here
With 15 bucks, with 15 bucks I can make a big stew)

With 15 bucks, with 15 bucks
With 15 bucks I can make a big stew

I walk in and see old Braulio (what’s up dude?, come here you jerk, idiot)
Old meathead from my neighborhood (no, I won’t trust you)
Cursing out everyone
Because of the inflation spike

And when I left (and when I left) I went to find my girl (my girl)
The same one from yesterday
She’s that damn Anita (that bitch Anita)
Once again (once again) she’s gonna drain my balls
Her tongue is deadly

The cuckold showed up
With flowers in his hand
And she, laughed in his face
The cuckold cooked
And went to the gym in the morning
While he, was banging the sister-in-law and the side piece

The cuckold showed up
With flowers in his hand
And she, laughed in his face
The cuckold cooked
And went to the gym in the morning
While he, was banging the sister-in-law and the side piece