Me cago

I run to the bathroom, as a fart warned me
that the poop is coming.
With chorizo and blood sausage, beers and wine,
my ass betrays me.
Oh, I'm shitting, I'm shitting!
Oh, I'm shitting! I'm shitting myself!
Oh, I can't make it, I can't make it!
Oh, I can't make it! I can't make it to the bathroom!
I barely make it to the bathroom, damn it's occupied,
I shout, open up damn it.
My intestine bursts,
it's already out of my pants, the little drops of shit escaped.
And I shit myself, I shit myself!
And I shit myself, I shit myself!
And I didn't make it, I didn't make it!
And I didn't make it, I didn't make it to the bathroom!