Calzon Quitado

I pray to my god, to have patience,
To face this hemorrhoid hanging on me.
Shit, it hurts, in the cracks,
They send me to the goal if I don't come out shitting.

Full of shit I am,
Melting my underwear.
Spirit of weed,
Always calming.

The journey is long and I clench
The hanging chinchulín
That shows the discontent.
I would like it to go back inside.
So that in the asshole
Concerts are not heard.
My ass bleeds and there are no hopes left
Of not staining my pants and my dignity.
The chimichurri, the wasabi, and the ceviche,
Breaking my asshole, with another kick.
Damn chili, it fucks me up
Melting my underwear, my asshole fails

Spirit of marijuana always calming in me
My asshole, bleeds the asshole
My asshole, is on fire
Firefighters, to my rescue
Get me out of this hell.