Gol De Arsenal

Sitting, I watch a match,
Arsenal was playing against Dock Sud,
while frying a little piece of meat,
I waited for the piglet,
the cow fell and a kid,
with a ten peso coin,
I told him, 'cut it, pig',
then the three of us will have sex,
he didn't want to, so I got angry,
I kicked him hard,
and he rolled away.
I stayed with the kid,
who was really good looking,
I showed him my dick, he started sucking,
and on the TV there was
another goal from Arsenal,
Manara had scored it.