Los Pelos de Mi Culo

Listen up, pay attention
Not all heroes wear capes
Some have a forest between their cheeks
Oh, the hairs on my ass
A gift and a curse

I’ve got an ass hairier than a stray dog
A jungle so thick it gives me the creeps
One day I had a radical diarrhea
And found out my butt is a natural filter

The hairs on my ass are a natural filter
Diarrhea flows and out comes mineral water
If Nestlé knew, they’d want to buy me out
But this holy water, I’m not patenting it

One day, suddenly, everything changed
I ate bread with cheese and fate went wrong
I sat on the throne, ready to drop a load
But the shit was so hard, it got all tangled up

I tried to push it out, gave it my all
I grabbed the sink, started to shake
I walked in fear, with the turd stuck
Since then, I’ve got a plug installed

The hairs on my ass are a natural filter
Diarrhea flows and out comes mineral water
If Nestlé knew, they’d want to buy me out
But this holy water, I’m not patenting it

I tried to push it out, gave it my all
I grabbed the sink, started to shake
I walked in fear, with the turd stuck
Since then, I’ve got a plug installed

The hairs on my ass, thick and coarse
A lush forest, with intense curls
It’s like a strainer, an ancestral plug
My ass is a filter, but sometimes deadly