No, no me cuentes problemas

Noooo, don’t tell me your problems,
ohhhh forget about me...

If you get home early,
and there’s someone else in your bed,
if your neighbor’s a total mess,
it’s not my fault, okay?

If you show up late to work,
and your boss starts yelling,
if one day you drink too much,
don’t be a pain and just leave me alone!

No! Don’t tell me your problems...
forget about me...
no! Don’t tell me your problems,
forget about me...

If I do what I want,
it’s my business and no one else’s,
if luck turns its back on you,
don’t think it’s just happening to you.

If your horns are scraping the door,
put on a bow and you’ll get through,
if you never score, don’t tell me,
that all the girls are the same.