Androginismo

Who’s this guy who’s all about androgyny?
Who keeps inviting me to party it up?
Who struts around like he’s on high heels?
And wears rings and feathers to glam it up?
Who waves and blows kisses to all his lovers?
And lives life in color just to shock us?

My mom said he’s a dangerous type
Always smiling, making quack, quack, quack
My dad told me he once saw the dude
At a dive bar dancing cha, cha, cha

Who’s this guy who’s all about androgyny?
Who turns everything upside down to break the mold?
With a thousand queens pulling his rocket
That looks like ice cream to cool it down?

Watch out, here he comes, it’s a circus, it’s a comet
Shake it, shake it, shake it, it’s Santa Claus

Watch out, here he comes, it’s a circus, it’s a comet
Shake it, shake it, shake it, it’s Santa Claus

Who’s this guy who’s all about androgyny?
Who keeps inviting me to party it up?
Who struts around like he’s on high heels?
And wears rings and feathers to glam it up?
Who waves and blows kisses to all his lovers?
And lives life in color just to shock us?

My mom said he’s a dangerous type
Always smiling, making quack, quack, quack
My dad told me he once saw the dude
At a dive bar dancing cha, cha, cha

Who’s this guy who’s all about androgyny?
Who turns everything upside down to break the mold?
With a thousand queens pulling his rocket
That looks like ice cream to cool it down?

Watch out, here he comes, it’s a circus, it’s a comet
Shake it, shake it, shake it, it’s Santa Claus

Watch out, here he comes, it’s a circus, it’s a comet
Shake it, shake it, shake it, it’s Santa Claus

(I thought everyone was a child of Santa Claus.)