Slenderman VS Jeff The Killer
Alex Keyblade
Slenderman VS Jeff The Killer
[Slenderman]
Hi, Jeff
[Jeff the killer]
Hello slenderman, I really wanted to see you
[Slenderman]
I can say the same, are you ready?
[Jeff the killer]
Hahaha! Of course
[Jeff the killer]
The most mentally unbalanced rapper is back again
For this poor beanpole a horrible end awaits
I will kill slenderman
His skin will be the one that my blade sharpens
You are the fusion of Casper and Peter The Anguilla
You watch me according to the notes I pick up, I don't know how you do it if you don't have eyes
Which makes me sad because that way you won't be able to see how I leave your remains
If I catch you I leave you sunk and crippled, you won't be able to walk
You ain't got no lice, for sure your head is like a fucking billiard ball
Agh, I'ma cut this motherfucker like sliced bread
How do you want to scare if you are nothing more than a trashy sperm cell?
Your tie is very nice, is it made of silk, corduroy, wool?
I don't give a fuck!
I'm going to give you a better one called Colombian tie
[Slenderman]
I am, well, no need to introduce myself
Of terror, the most lethal, of horror, the most brutal
Hey Jeff, you're not strong, watch where you go
I have a Stinson style, you don't change your tracksuit
Van Damme was less viral than me
I starred in gameplays all over YouTube
While you got dodged going to prison
For ditching the dead on your brother Liu
And never better said
Don't even touch me!
I am a professional when I play poker
Which is ironic and even comical because you are the gay version of the Joker
A rapier directly to your face freshly made up with Chinese cream
You have nothing left, and this rant gives you a kick, you vulgar murderer
Greetings to your parents
Ah no, you killed them!
Well then to your brother
You killed him too!
You don't even have a friend
You killed everyone!
Your Christmas Eve dinners must be a disaster
[Jeff the killer]
Wow, you're taking it seriously huh?
[Slenderman]
Ha, I always take everything seriously
[Jeff the killer]
Well don't worry this has just begun
[Slenderman]
I hope so, you don't disappoint me jeff
[Jeff the killer]
Poor Slendy, you can't compare to me
I am the MC who never stops being happy
Come over nerd, come and smell my knife
I think your head is perfect for to give it shine
[Slenderman]
Relax, contemplate that you can't with my attacks
I will finish with you once and you will not be able to return
You're not on my level, let me tell you something
Doing your makeup with talcum powder doesn't look good on you
Do you think you can defeat me? That's a lie, I'm afraid
I'd rather be bald than have your emo hair
Have you cut your eyelids? That seems good to me
So you can contemplate in detail your end
[Jeff the killer]
I'll break that expressionless skull and it'll crack!
Everybody know who wins when Jeff gets on the track
The killers admire me, they look at me and they say holy fuck!
By the way, I have not come alone
Right, Jack?
[EyeLess Jack]
The most sadistic madman in history has arrived
This combat will be engraved in your memory
I know you're scared, Slenderman don't lie to me
You write rhymes emptier than my eye sockets
It's just advice, but if I were you I'd escape the blue-masked with the hoodie
I've fought in the army, I'm a champion
Fighting me usually costs a kidney
[Jeff the killer]
Man, what have you done with Jack? You killed him!
[Slenderman]
You have cheated, companions cannot participate
[Jeff the killer]
Well okay, let's end this cleanly
[Slenderman]
Nothing would make me more excited
[Jeff the killer]
The moment has come, now it is decided
Who is the one who dies and who is the one who survives
I only have one thing to say
I don't need to send little girls to kill for me
[Slenderman]
I have thousands of games, each one better
Tell me, how many do you have? Eh loser?
Just two or three, don't make me laugh!
And on top of that they have the 8-bit game graphics
[Jeff the killer]
Come on, your games are crap!
I have caused heart attacks with the Gifura link
You don't even get to the sole of my shoe
I will cut your tentacles and so I will eat Galician octopus
[Slenderman]
Shut your mouth, you immature boy
Fighting against me guarantees you a dark future
Because I'm the one who fucks with you, the one who breaks your mouth
The one who does not let the notes be played
Bitch!
[Jeff the killer]
You don't beat me, my style crushes you
I am the strongest of the creepypastas
[Slenderman]
You don't have my swag or my gangsta style
Your flow is tired and soon wears out
[Jeff the killer]
Shut that big mouth, I'm the best
[Slenderman]
I preside over the throne of king of terror
[Jeff the killer]
Out of the way, skinny!
[Slenderman]
Bla bla! I cannot hear you!
[Jeff the killey and slenderman]
Only one winner can remain!
[Zalgo]
And that will be me!
Let me tell you something
There is no escape when the fucking Zalgo arrives
I got tired of waiting behind the wall
All human beings fear me
Minds break and mouths bleed when someone summons and utters me
He comes!
I am singing with my seventh mouth to offer you the song of the end
I come from my own dimension to manifest my most wretched state
I have possessed this infamous mortal just to rap and leave you K. O
Slenderman, Jeff, cease the fight or I swear I'll return and spread my chaos
Bye!