Scorpion vs Sub Zero

Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom
Scorpion
Against
Sub-Zero
Let’s go

Round 1
Fight

The battle begins between blue and yellow
I’m gonna make that poor fool bite the curb
You think you can beat me? Poor ignorant fool
Take off your mask and I’ll give you another scar

Your words are like your clan: they’re blown away
But hey, at least you can be Raiden’s little pet
You’re cold as a corpse, I’m hot like a geyser
Once I killed your brother and he came back as Darth Vader
Ha, ha

You killed Bi-Han because he had killed you first
Both sent by Quan Chi, you were so arrogant
You trusted your skills and ended up in a mess
You lost your head and your spine

Come on: If I feel sorry for you, what’s your deal? I doubt you even know how to attack
I’m the original, you were made to be my fucking pallet swap
You’re so easy to manipulate, you’re Quan Chi’s hound
And you should eat something, Hanzo, you’re skin and bones

Round 2
Fight

What a relief you have the power of ice, what luck, dude
Because I’m gonna leave you with so many bruises you’ll need ice packs
How cute, you think you know how to fight? I’ll crush you in a flash
Sektor and Cyrax kidnapped you and left you like a blender

You’re underdeveloped, you think I underestimate you
You’re my subordinate, I’ll sink you like a submarine
And I’ll leave you underground and now I want to emphasize
That they subsidize Sub-Zero because he’s half a moron

You know you can’t beat me, you’re gonna get KO’d, dude
Maybe you summon flames, but your rap leaves me cold
I’m more admired than Liu Kang, your power is null
You can go shove your fucking harpoon up your ass
Yeah

Everything you know comes from me, that’s how it is, I’m the king
Even the Shirai Ryu was founded by a traitor from the Lin Kuei, hey
I didn’t know you were the protagonist of Medievil, should’ve said that, asshole
If you’re a scorpion, I’ll defeat you with a stomp

Finish Him

We’re both ninjas: the blue and the gold
Fire and ice, play and fear of being defeated
We’ve faced off between the lines of good and evil
But only one will win this Mortal Kombat

Fatality