Scorpion vs Sub Zero

[Keyblade]
Epic Rap Battles of Nerd Culture
Scorpion vs Sub-Zero
Let’s go
Round one

Fight

[Scorpion]
The fight begins, blue versus yellow
I’ll make that poor fool bite the curb, you know
You think you can beat me? What a clueless fool
Take off your mask, I’ll give you another scar, that’s cool

Your words are like your clan: blown away by the breeze
But hey, at least you can be Raiden’s little tease
You’re cold as a corpse, I’m hot like a geyser
Once I killed your brother, he came back as Darth Vader (ha, ha)

[Sub-Zero]
You killed Bi-Han 'cause he got you first
Both sent by Quan Chi, your arrogance was cursed
You trusted your skills and ended up in a mess
You lost your head and your spine, I must confess

Oh, do I make you sad? What’s your deal? I doubt you even know how to feel
I’m the original, you were made as my damn pallet swap
You’re so easy to manipulate, Quan Chi’s little pup
And you should eat something, Hanzo, you’re skin and bones

Round two
Fight

[Scorpion]
What a relief you have ice powers, what luck, dude
'Cause I’m gonna leave you with bruises, you’ll need ice cubes
How cute, you think you can fight? I’ll crush you in a flash
Sektor and Cyrax kidnapped you, left you a hot mess

You’re underdeveloped, you think I underestimate?
You’re my subordinate, I’ll sink you like a sub, just wait
I’ll leave you underground, and I want to highlight
They subsidize Sub-Zero 'cause he’s half a moron (ooh)

[Sub-Zero]
You know you can’t beat me, you’re gonna get KO’d, bro
Maybe you summon flames, but your rap leaves me cold, though
I’m more admired than Liu Kang, your power’s a joke
You can shove your damn harpoon right up your throat (yeah)

Everything you know comes from me, that’s the way, I’m the king
Even the Shirai Ryu was founded by a Lin Kuei traitor: Hey
Didn’t know I was the star of Medievil, should’ve said, you jerk
If you’re a scorpion, I’ll squash you with a stomp, that’s how it works

Finish Him

[Scorpion and Sub-Zero]
We’re both ninjas: the blue and the gold
Fire and ice, the game and fear of being controlled
We’ve faced off between the lines of good and bad
But only one will win this Mortal Kombat, it’s sad

Fatality

[Keyblade]
Who wins? Who’s next?
You decide
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