Kratos vs Asura

Epic rap battles of Geekdom!
Kratos
Versus
Asura
Come on!

I've lowered myself to fighting for a while
With this mortal with God delusions, called Kratos
Come on, rookie, and you'll see how many fists are pouring down
We'll see if your war can stop my fury
I don't mean to be cruel, but here's a harsh truth
Your bald head shines brighter than your future after my torture
If you want to complete your hair removal, don't hesitate
Call me, because Asura's blows will shave you

My wife was murdered because of a betrayal
And so my daughter was kidnapped, for they were seeking her prayer
You lost your mind and killed them both
And then they talk to me about self-control problems?

So, you decided to have another kid
You gave your saga a family-friendly rework
I can imagine the disappointment of your fans when they play
And to see that their God of War is now a The Last of Us

Bad decision to start a combat
In which there is no victory or draw
I killed my family because Ares possessed my mind
But with you I will do so consciously

My body disturbs even Aphrodite's libido
Yours looks like a wooden puppet
That works for me, that way I can make a good bonfire
And then I will stick your ashes to my warrior skin

What are you waiting for?
Hoping this fight doesn't end in a slaughter?
I'm going to turn your face into an omelet like I did with Heracles
You protect Gaia? Wow, how fun
I tore her heart apart for having screwed me over

If you are a God, escape is not an option
I'm done with the Greeks, the Norse are next
When I set my sights on Hinduism
They will no longer pray for you
You will pray for your life

You have no idea what's coming your way
Forget the Boreas wind
I am Hurricane Katrina!
Hairless, in diapers, and with pale skin
You're just Tommy from Rugrats pumped up with protein!

Your story is divided into episodes
It has pauses, credits, and so many cutscenes that it's almost a crime
The truth is, it's more like a freaking anime than a game
That's why plagiarizing Naruto is what best defines you

That's crazy!
What a Ghost, Of Sparta
You're just a wet blanket, I have the gift of mantra
Your very existence as a person is frightening
On the day of your conception, Zeus should have been wearing a Gohma

Killing titans doesn't seem like a great goal
I have defeated enemies larger than a planet
Your red mark won't be visible because you'll bleed a thousand times
When I beat you up more than I beat fucking Chakravatin

Hephaestus gave me these whips of pure volts
I use Cestus and my fists have extremely hard grips
To break up, to split, the same old story
Destroy Olympus, kill the people

I face cyclopes, centaurs, and Cerberus
You've got overweight Buddhas and entire zoos
I can see you have plenty of muscular arms
But even using all of them, you can't handle my two balls!

I beat up Akuma and Ryu from Street Fighter
Your greatest achievement was appearing in Shovel Knight, man
Victory in this duel is what you long for most
But you're going to have to let her go, just like Pandora

I will make that giant arrogance disappear
Everyone wants to see how my strength makes you perish
I could kill you right now, but you know what I'm going to do?
Copy your game and reserve your ending for the DLC

Who wins?
Who's next?
Up to you
Epic rap battles of Geekdom!