Godzilla Vs King Kong

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Epic rap battles of geekdom
Godzilla vs. King Kong
Let’s go!

[King Kong]
Shut it, here comes the damn King Kong
You can play with my balls and call it Ping-Pong
So you’re from Japan, if you fight me
You’ll end up like the girls in those lolicon scenes

Without even taking Winstrol, I’m pure muscle
We’re both giants, but your power’s minuscule
I don’t usually show mercy to my foes
And I’ve already broken a dinosaur’s jaw, you know

[Godzilla]
I rise from the sea like I’m Poseidon
To kick the ass of this damn orangutan
I see you’re out of shape, I can tell you’re a bit round
You should eat less at Burger King, Kong

That’s how it goes, I’m the fucking Gojira, causing heart attacks
I’ll break you, I share the screen with Bryan Cranston
Peter Jackson’s gonna watch you die in a crazy way
Do you like bananas? You can eat my banana

[King-Kong]
Your rhymes are a joke, they make me wanna puke
I’m the OG, you were born from atomic tests
Compared to me, you’re a lizard. I’m a beast!
That’s why they worshipped me on Skull Island

You’re in bad shape, I’m lethal, how’s it gonna
Be that the embodiment of souls from the
Second World War beats me? Your journey ends here
Another dinosaur that’s about to disappear

[Godzilla]
You’re so lonely, get a profile on a dating site
You can’t just kidnap the first woman you see (the first woman you see)
You’re way too slow, my breath has already caught up
You’re Chimpanzee Explorer. I’m Godzilla Firefox! (Oh!)

You all will see how I crush this king
I’m gonna leave you worse off than when you climbed the Empire State
Even the damn Eminem said it in a song
Why be a King when you can be a God?

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Who wins? Who continues?
You decide
Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom!