Goat Simulator Rap

I'm a goat, like me there's no other alike
I'm a goat, not just a bleater
I'm a superstar, and everyone already knows
That the goat is the damn key to this city
I'm a goat, they can't compare me
I'm a goat, the most goat in the place
I'm not just another goat, I have godly powers
The goat is the fucking boss and there's nothing more to say

I'm a goat, that's clear and there's no doubt about it
I think I'm a vertebrate, although I doubt it because of my neck
And because I'm indestructible, my skeleton is rubber
It's not a joke, I bounce around the stage kind of silly
I burst into houses like I give a fuck
I climb to a rooftop, I'm deadmau and everyone enjoys my track
I saw you relaxing sitting on the edge of a crane
I run, I charge and... boom! Interstellar trip!
I win a fight and I become solid
Protesting in the street?! I hand out beatings!
I spin on my body like a blue hedgehog
And quickly overturn your barbecue and its ashes
I jump on trampolines, I have practice
I do backflips and many other acrobatic maneuvers
I ride a bike like Armstrong, I'm a whole machine
I gather corpses and practice satanic arts
You can imagine a hundred things
And I'll always surprise you with something new you don't expect
Suddenly I'm ultra-giant, and in a single instant
I'm a giraffe, an ostrich, a damn whale
Sorry if I ruined dinner, it wasn't my intention
I better leave with my jetpack to any other corner
But don't go overboard, or I'll throw a fus ro dah at you
Didn't you know I was the goatborn?
I sit on the fair's ferris wheel, everything's so beautiful
I see that strange island, I arrive somehow
So many mushrooms, they look delicious! Oh my god!
My head has inflated like a damn balloon!
Don't panic, I go to the mechanical bull
And people ride on me as if they were riders
What a crazy place! Everyone's insane
Better let me be absorbed by a UFO and send everything to hell

I'm a goat, like me there's no other alike
I'm a goat, not just a bleater
I'm a superstar, and everyone already knows
That the goat is the damn key to this city
I'm a goat, they can't compare me
I'm a goat, the most goat in the place
I'm not just another goat, I have godly powers
The goat is the fucking boss and there's nothing more to say.