Eren Vs Kirito

Epic rap Battles of Geekdom
Eren Jaeger vs. Kirito
Go!

Logging on to beat this fool
Three years of training will be of no use to you
Starting this fight has been your biggest mistake
Since you joined the Survey Corps

I'm not lying, you thought you had courage and brains
Until you crossed paths with the black swordsman
Nobody trusts you, but oh, well, that's life
At least you can still cuddle with Levi

I think being the protagonist is too big a role for you
You're just a wannabe, a shoddy sketch of Wander
Your buddies are acting all high and mighty, let me laugh
Today I'm having an orgy with Rose, Sina, and Maria

What are you talking about? Acting like a winner, champ?
Anyone can be strong in World of Warcraft
But behind the screen there's just a bum
Who's still frustrated when he learned he was adopted

You don't have my style, my skill, or my cape
But in Gun Gale Online you were very cute
Isn't it sad that an octopus made of slime
Had more contact with Asuna than you ever did?

I don't know if it's a bug, but you rap like a dyslexic
And the one selling you things was Akon
In my series, carrying two swords is normal
In your case, you're so clumsy it's a special skill

You seem depressed, tell me what's wrong?
Perhaps it's because Mom was brutally devoured?
All the girls in Sao want to sheath my sword
So I have the key to enter Mikasa (you know what I mean)

The heads on your manga are deformed
Compare my smart suit to your uniform
I'm going to slice off your wings of freedom
So Eren Jaeger, well now Eren is leaving

Ugh! I'm going to finish you!

Roargh, I'm a titan now, your time has come!
I'm going to make mincemeat out of this poor trendy gamer
Like Kayaba Akihiko, I'm going to play with you
And you cannot destroy me, I am an immortal object

Didn't the Brotherhood of Blood prepare you for this?
You'd be better off going with your sister/cousin and committing incest
I'll destroy Kazuto, no one can beat me
I'm the boss you'd find on the 101st floor

Who wins?
Who's next?
It's your decision, yeah