Deathstroke Vs Deadpool

So you’re the infamous Deadpool
Or should I say
A cheap, stupid knockoff of me?
If I look at you
You’ve got nothing original, man
You copied my suit, my powers, and my name

Where do you want me to fit my bullets?
Your dirty, clumsy katana
Can’t compete with my sword
Your style doesn’t hold up when you take off the mask
That burnt face looks like it’s made of ground beef
Voila!

I move fast and you won’t even see my hits
You’re nothing but a clown in a lame Spider-Man costume
Today you’re gonna meet a grim fate
Cancer didn’t finish you off, but I will

And then Domino said to me
What? It’s my turn?
Let me see the script
Oh, this crazy head of mine!
Oh yeah, it says
Deadpool enters the fight with Deathstroke
And gives him a beating like Sinister did

Hello, little pain creatures!
I’m Deadpool!
If you’re a fan, get in line, please
Hey Slade!
Your whole story is a bit weird
Arguing with your wife cost you an arm and a leg

You look like Solid Snake
In his old age
I teleport and cause a massacre wherever you are
Ask the X-Men and you’ll see who’s in charge
Come on, don’t be silly and
Eat my chimichanga!

Big-mouthed merc, I’ll tear you apart
A good assassin stays quiet
Look at Boba Fett
I won’t back down
Arrogant punk!
I’m from DC, but you’re DC-ceptional

My skills earned me a thousand merits in the army
I’m sending you to the doc, you messed-up schizophrenic
I’m warlike and my splendid vocabulary will kill you
Not even your buddy Wolverine can stand you

He’s messing with us!
But what’s wrong with him?
Chill, guys!
He’s jealous and loves to annoy us

But he’s a troll, Wolverine loves me!
Right, Logan?
Screw you, Wade
See?

I’m ma-ma-ma-more powerful!
It’s not a ques-ti-ti-tion of luck!
I shoot guys while I’m flirting with death
Did they call you Terminator?
I don’t know if you cut it
Considering even Batman took you down

I’m gonna shut you up!
Don’t expect me to be nice
Tell your time-traveling buddy to give you a hand
You got regeneration, idiot?
You won’t heal from the shame of this defeat

Bla, Bla, Bla
Don’t mess with my head
You could be mute like your son Joseph
Or dead, like the other one
I’m MC Triple W!
I’ve got unbeatable flow
You’re just One-Eyed Tito against Marvel’s Eminem

Who wins?
Who’s next?
Hold on, I’m not done with my part yet!
But Deadpool
No ifs or buts, drop that damn beat again!

I want to break the fourth wall
Now that I’ve already broken Slade’s ass
I’m gonna step out of the video for a moment and you won’t even need to pause it
I know I’ve said it a thousand times
But I’d rather have Key say it

Come on!
Say it!
What are you waiting for?
Say it!

Alright, alright, alright!
I’ll say it, I’ll say it!
Deadpool is the fucking king!
See?

It wasn’t that hard
And now, announcer, this is when you can keep closing the video
Come on, you’re taking too long!
Ugh... What I have to put up with

Who wins?
Who’s next?
You decide
Epic rap battles of geekdom!
Ah, finally