La Funa

I’m a drunk, but never a jerk
Drunk, not even a disgrace
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
I’m a drunk, pragmatic
Drunk, happy, but asymptomatic
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
Drinking and singing, oh yeah (hello)

The formula came from here, not even a baseball player has this many hits (hello)
It’s a sin to compete, you won’t fly like this even in a private jet (hello)
The formula came from here, not even a baseball player has this many hits (hello)
It’s a sin to compete, you won’t fly like this even in a private jet (hello)

I came with the burden of being sober
They hate me because I don’t envy them
They envy me because I don’t even hate them
They shoot in the name of God (uh-huh)
And I don’t drink with anyone who cheers for genocide
Politicians think we’re fools
They collect the cash for the heist and never deliver
Rappers who look like insurance salesmen
Only talk to you about plans for the future
And the world is gargling with cyanide
This city isn’t Nike, but it’s full of hustlers (yeah)
My judgment can tell the shit coming from the right or the left
I’m being rebellious with those who demand more from artists than from leaders
This holiday rap, I want to grandly drink even the water from Llorente’s vase

I’m a drunk, but never a jerk
Drunk, not even a disgrace
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
I’m a drunk, pragmatic
Drunk, happy, but asymptomatic
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
Drinking and singing, oh yeah (hello)

The formula came from here, not even a baseball player has this many hits (hello)
It’s a sin to compete, you won’t fly like this even in a private jet (hello)
The formula came from here, not even a baseball player has this many hits (hello)
It’s a sin to compete, you won’t fly like this even in a private jet (hello)

Drunk with style (ah)
This meeting isn’t virtual (no, no), you gotta show your face (yeah)
We ate the greens and the ripe ones
Two decades digging with a spoon
They’re gonna drown you in a sea of debt
An artificial sea like their intelligence
I learned to swim with sharks
In the middle of the clone wars, we make the difference
The one interviewing doesn’t let you speak anymore
Everyone wants to be the DJ, there’s no one to dance with
I shine for the mourners
Every time they make up gossip, the listeners increase
Let them play the last tango
I’m not in a rush, we’re conspiring
Denzel has given the verdict (yeah)
They can’t cancel you (no) if you’re not signed up (yeah)

The roast from yesterday, I’ve already moved on
This is another roast that I bring today

I’m a drunk, but never a jerk
Drunk, not even a disgrace
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
I’m a drunk, pragmatic
Drunk, happy, but asymptomatic
Drinking and singing, oh yeah
Drinking and singing, oh yeah (hello)

What a shame, folks
This group is a bunch of punks