La Rebelión de Los Electrodomésticos

I'm afraid to enter the kitchen
I'm afraid of what I might see
The toaster has become a killer
The dishwasher can't see me

I'm afraid to enter the kitchen
I'm afraid of what I might see
The toaster has become a killer
The dishwasher can't see me

They have all rebelled at once
The blender, the iron, and the food processor
They've gone crazy all of a sudden, you have to see

The vacuum cleaner refuses to vacuum
Says no, no way
And the fridge is reading Marx
And tells me to leave it alone

They have all rebelled at once
The hand blender has joined too

They have all rebelled at once
The hand blender has joined too
They told me not to worry
They will stop in a month