El Mejor Rap Del Mundo

Hey, my name's Agapito, and I'm not a rat
I watch Vegetta's videos and I love playing Minecraft
I'm six and a half years old
The computer's got me hooked
If my mom takes it away, I’ll set my whole house on fire

I have the Wigetta book, but I can’t read
I look at the pictures over and over again
I live locked in my room, don’t see the sunlight
But all I care about is the glow of my computer

Hey, you liking it?
This is the intro to who I am

Pu pu, puchipuchipu, puchipuchipu
Beat Box!

Pu, pu, puchipuchipu, Aha!
Alright, I’m gonna tell you a bit more about me
Aha, aha

Escasi bugs me, laughs at me
But he plays with me and makes me laugh too
(But if you laugh at my voice, I’m thinking of ripping your heart out, through your mouth!)

I’m a tough kid, the toughest in my hood
I deal in diamonds, yeah, I’m a mercenary
I slay with my sword, people every day
I don’t care if you’re a mob, a player, or a villager!

You better, seriously
Not let me hear a single laugh!
Because if you do, I’ll hack you, and steal your Visa

(And if you don’t laugh, cool, we’re friends!)